funny place ;)

[Dolly]

luckeri
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi2v036F ... r_embedded

[wakkee]

Moja priatelka sa pytala preco sa nemilujeme ako to robia vo filmoch, tak ked som ju vyprasil do riti, postriekal jej celu tvar a obrtel si kokot o jej cecky...vysvitlo ze nepozeravame rovnaky druh filmov...

[chmelo]

[teer7]

Moja priatelka sa pytala preco sa nemilujeme ako to robia vo filmoch, tak ked som ju vyprasil do riti, postriekal jej celu tvar a obrtel si kokot o jej cecky...vysvitlo ze nepozeravame rovnaky druh filmov...

[grexos]

Nastúpia štyri krásne, vysoké blondínky do výťahu, že sa vyvezú na
12-te poschodie, keď v tom za nimi kričí domovník:
- "Dámy, dámy, ten výťah je len pre tri osoby."
- "Ale veď my sme ľahké."
- "Kurvy nekurvy, jedna musí von."

Príde 12-ročná dcéra domov zo školy a hovorí svojej matke:
- Mami, stretla som chlapa, ktorý mi povedal, že keď mu
vyfajčím, dá mi tieto tenisky...

Peťko hovorí Marienke:
- Marienka, vyzeráš ako klietka.
- Prečo?
- Len vtáka do teba.

Muž na smrtelnej posteli sa pýta:
žena moja tu si?..tu som muž moj ..
svokra moja tu si?..tu som zať môj..
deti moje tu ste?.....tu sme otecko naš...
tak na jaku piču sa svieti na chodbe???!

[stenky]

kuknut cele

http://useloos.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=15972

[Srandista]

Nemozem

[ToyoCarE]

ja zasa nemozem pri tomto,, kam az siaha ludska hlupost:

http://www.stingraysstudios.com/images/donkeykong.jpg

[ondrik]

a ja ze kde som len tie modely uz videl...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C92PXFd2YZM

[ondrik]

Toyota recalls 1.13 million vehicles
Friday, August 27, 2010

Toyota will recall 1.13 million Corolla and Matrix cars for a flaw that U.S. regulators said may cause stalling "at any speed without warning." The recall affects vehicles from the 2005-2008 model years in the United States and Canada and follows at least three reported accidents linked to the defect.

The action adds to record recalls in the past year by Toyota, including more than 8 million vehicles worldwide for flaws related to unintended acceleration.

The recall also covers about 200,000 of General Motors' Pontiac Vibe hatchbacks, according to a statement from GM. Vibes and Matrixes were manufactured in a GM- Toyota joint venture in California.

- Bloomberg News



^ " CIVIL WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED "

Dear President Obama,

WE THE PEOPLE, demand that YOU take action today to Stop The Murder of American Citizens by Toyota. PLEASE issue an Emergency "Presidential Order" that prevents Toyota from Selling Any MORE products within the borders Of The U.S.A.

The deceit, greed & arrogance demonstrated by the Corporate leaders of Toyota has incensed us to declare "Civil War" upon this Company...with no holds barred. This terrorism MUST BE STOPPED.

If, indeed YOU are unable to deliver an END to Toyota in the U.S.A., trust that WE THE PEOPLE WILL. This loss of life, THE INHERENT RISK TO OUR SAFETY ON THE ROAD is all unacceptable to us.

We ask that you LIQUIDATE TOYOTA NOW, confiscate all of the property & revenues as an ACT OF TERRORISM that has resulted in a premeditated "TERRORIST attack upon the Country" & thereby assign TOYOTA assets to compensate the victims, owners & costs to eliminate all vestiges of Toyota in the United States of America.

Please review the complete history of "TOYODA", as it is a true "weapon of mass destruction" as in the original intent of the company, supported & decreed by the Japanese Government.

WE ask you to close ALL TOYOTA factories, rescind all Tax Credits, & government support, and use the resulting proceeds of total liquidation to provide a fund to compensate the AMERICAN workers who have been "duped" into slavery by this tyrannical company.

Further we ask that ALL TOYOTA DEALERSHIPS CEASE & DESIST FROM EFFORTS TO SELL ALL TOYOTA PRODUCTS, (TOYOTA, LEXUS & SCION ) Immediately, and under threat of "Use Of Force".

No other company in America, has been allowed to KILL our people, without suffering monumental costs, OR TOTAL DEMISE, relative to earnings. A $13 million dollar "fine" is ineffectual to the degree of "War Crimes" committed by Toyota to date.

It is an absolute INSULT that this company is still allowed to market their "deadly" cars & trucks, without any REAL REMORSE OR COMPENSATION, and to continue the bold face LIES to both Congress & the People of the U.S.A.

What TOYOTA has done by definition ...is TREASON. They HAVE betrayed the TRUST by the people of the U.S.A. for self gain.
But they have NO RESPECT for that, as a "Non American" company.

PLEASE PROTECT OUR INTERESTS & "STEP UP" TO KICK ASS !

Thank You,

WE THE PEOPLE.

[ondrik]

Prevzaté z US stranky:

Sorry, nejako som stratil prehlad co "odosielam"

[Gabriel Nagy]

[Rasťo]

Kua takto som sa už dlho nenasmial...

[ToyoCarE]

Dobrý den děti, dnes sa budeme učit co to je bozk! Ferko z poslednej lavice: Pani učitelka, a ty co už jebali môžu ísť von fajčiť?

[Gabo]

Tak ta cena je sila

http://skoda-octavia.autobazar.eu/16i-c ... 19321.html